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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 11:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

How do you view men and women who cheat?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?