What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:34
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
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Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…